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    From alexander koryagin@2:5075/128.130 to All on Tue Apr 5 14:35:25 2022
    Hi, All!

    Once in winter one man went to fishing and took his dog with him.
    He drilled a hole in the river ice, cast his rod and decided to have a
    snack. The dog gladly wagged his tail knowing that some snack would
    certainly be his. The man had a drink of vodka, made a huge sandwich and
    just prepared to eat it, when suddenly a huge pike sprang out from the
    hole, snatched the sandwich from his hand and dived back. The stunned
    man looked first at the hole then at his dog and said to him, "And you
    where have you been watching?!" The dog said, "I dozed off myself, really!"

    Does the speaking dog look funny in your region?

    Bye, All!
    Alexander Koryagin
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  • From Anton Shepelev@2:221/6 to alexander koryagin on Tue Jan 3 13:57:18 2023
    Alexander Koryagin:

    Does the speaking dog look funny in your region?

    I should find it funny at first, as long as I thought it a
    trick taught the dog by dumb drilling. But as it continued
    to speak coherently, I should grow alarmed and might try to
    laugh the matter off, although my laugh would be forced.
    Then I should misdoubt my sanity and senses, which is not
    funny at all no matter the looks of the dog!

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  • From alexander koryagin@2:5075/128.130 to Anton Shepelev on Mon Jan 9 10:07:48 2023
    Hi, Anton Shepelev!
    I read your message from 03.01.2023 14:57

    AK>> Does the speaking dog look funny in your region?
    AS> I should find it funny at first, as long as I thought it a
    AS> ??trick taught the dog by dumb drilling. But as it continued
    AS> ??to speak coherently, I should grow alarmed and might try to
    AS> laugh the matter off, although my laugh would be forced.
    AS> Then I should misdoubt my sanity and senses, which is not
    AS> funny at all no matter the looks of the dog!

    The idea of this story is that the dog was so stunned that it even
    forgot about it was a dog. That's why it said those words.

    Bye, Anton!
    Alexander Koryagin
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  • From Anton Shepelev@2:221/6 to alexander koryagin on Mon Jan 16 21:54:48 2023
    Alexander Koryagin:

    The idea of this story is that the dog was so stunned that
    it even forgot about it was a dog. That's why it said
    those words.

    Why, its a good story, quite fit for a comic!

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